Gurdee-theFAToneFLOATS

About Me

Yo, mah name is Jayme, but people call me Gurdee. Actually, only my friends call me that. Well, my really close friends call me that. Ok, fine! My really really close friend Chasity calls me that, goodness. It's an inside joke we have.

I'm 12. Although I lied and said I was born in 1992, but whatevs. I go to Sherman[Charmin] Jr. High. 7th grade. I despise cheerleaders and Miley Cyrus. They're skanks. I live in Boone County, WV, but I was bluffing when I put "Charleston, WV." ;))

I HATE HATERS.

I tend to make fun of blond people that I don't like. Skanks.

Oh, yes, and I'm one of those Twilight junkies.

I'm mean, :]]
Name Jayme Hauldren
Location Charleston, WV
Interested in Men
Status Single
Interests edwardo mcdreamy, music
Music r&b, hip hop, rock, heavy metal, stuff
Movies so if you don't like it, you will face my deepest ire
TV csi, grey's anatomy, still standing, reba
Quotes "If I ever got married to Robert Pattinson, I'd make him dress up as a vampire every day -- you know, red cape, fangs, the usual." -Chasity "My boyfriend just broke up with me because I just randomly blurted out, 'I love Edward Cullen.'" -Chasity "I swear, the whole time I was watching Twilight, I just wanted to run up to the screen and touch the place where Edward's face was. I just want him to touch me and bite me and stuff." -Chasity "Oh, a splinter!" -Chasity [I asked her why we weren't having school on Tuesday] "Because Tuesday is election day -- and we're all gonna die." -Chasity "I hate people with bags on their faces!" -Chasity [we were on the phone, and chatty could hear herself echo, but I couldn't hear it] "Echo! Echo! Can you hear that? Echo!" [I replied: No...?] "Ech -- Oh, you can't hear it? Well, I feel stupid." -Chasity "Why do people always go 'aaahhhhhh...' after they laugh? Like everyone does that! 'aaahhhh... AAAHHHHHH... aaaaahhhhh...' It's kinda scary." -Chasity "I found Jesus! I mean, *scoff* I didn't know he was missing." -Chasity [he was yelling at our science teacher] "YOU LOOK LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER!" -Jeremy [we were outside at nighttime and we thought we saw a UFO] "Don't panic --," the UFO came like right above our heads, "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!" -Chasity "I get my men at Ruby Tuesday's." -Sydney Burdette

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